Sunday, May 31, 2020

തനിയെ



തനിയെ ഇരിക്കാൻ
എനിക്ക് പേടിയാണ്.
അന്ധകാരത്തെയല്ല
ശ്മശാനമൂകതയെയല്ല
വീട്ടുകാരെ ആരെയുമല്ല
ശത്രുക്കൾ എനിക്കാരുമില്ല
ഭൂതപ്രേത പിശാചുക്കളെയല്ല
കൂടെയുള്ള നല്ല ആത്മാക്കളെയല്ല
ദൈവത്തെയു൦ ചെകുത്താനെയുമല്ല.

പിന്നെ

എനിക്ക് പേടി എന്നെത്തന്നെ
എന്റെ ചിന്തകളെ
എന്റെ വിഡ്ഡിത്തരങ്ങളെ
ചിന്തിച്ചു ചിന്തിച്ചു
ഞാൻ എന്റെ മനസ്സിൽ
പണിതുയർത്തുന്ന സൌധങ്ങൾ
തകർന്നെന്റെ തന്നെ തലയിൽ
വീഴുമോയെന്ന പേടി...

കേണൽ രമേശ് ‌രാമകൃഷ്ണൻ
31 ‍May 2020


Wednesday, May 27, 2020

ഉറക്കം

ഉറക്കം.

ഉറങ്ങാനായി ഉറങ്ങുന്ന രാത്രികളിൽ
എനിക്ക് ഉറക്കമേ വരാറില്ല
ഉറക്കം കാത്ത്, ഉറക്കവു൦  സ്വപ്നം കണ്ട്
ഉറങ്ങാതെ ഇങ്ങനെ കിടക്കു൦.
ഉറക്കത്തിൽ കൂർക്ക൦ വലിക്കുന്നെന്ന
പരാതി കേട്ടു കേട്ട് ഞാൻ മടുത്തു
സ്വന്തം കൂർക്ക൦ ഒന്നു കേൽക്കാനായെന്നു൦
കാതോർത്ത് ഞാൻ കിടക്കു൦.
പണ്ട് ഞാൻ ഉറങ്ങുന്ന കാലം
അലാറ൦ വെച്ചേ  ഞാനുറങ്ങൂ.
ഇന്ന്, വെളുപ്പാൻ കാലത്ത് 
ഉറങ്ങാൻ തുടങ്ങിയ എന്നെ
വിളിച്ചുണർത്തി ഭാര്യ ചോദിച്ചു
“ഇതെന്തൊരു ഉറക്കമാ ചേട്ടാ‌??”


കേണൽ രമേശ് രാമകൃഷ്ണൻ
27 May 2020

old age

बुजुर्गों के पैर छू कर
आशीर्वाद तो लेते हो
कभी उनके हाथ थामकर
चार कदम साथ भी चलो

Serenity


This is a Sketch made in Charcoal pencil of a lady emerging from water.

Night Scene


The moonlit night
This is a my pencil sketch of a small island surrounded by water. It is a full moon night and the Moon is hidden by clouds. Through a gap in the clouds, moonlight can be seen falling on the water surface. It is a quiet night. The water is almost still.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Friend of the Accused


Those days I was posted in a Depot as a Sub Depot Commander. One day I got a call from the Commandant. I rushed to his office. Without wasting any time he told me, “Ramesh, you are appointed as the ‘Friend of the accused in a Court Martial case’ “Any problem?”
I couldn’t grasp everything clearly. So I asked ,” Sir, what’s friend of accused?”
“Damn it, do you want everything from me? Go and find out from O I/c Headquarters”. Commandant retorted. I saluted smartly and rushed out of his office.

Promptly I went to the office of. O i/c Headquarters (equivalent to Adjutant of a unit). He was OOC. Kamble. OOC is Ordnance Officer Civilian, a departmental promotee from Store Keeper or Clerk. He handed over the envelope containing the detailment to me. I felt it below my dignity to ask an OOC about Friend of the accused. After all I had passed the Law Papers of my Part D exam and promoted as Substantive Major. That may be the reason why , Commandant didn’t take away my rank on my ignorance about friend of the accused.

I went to my office, took out the Military Law Manuels including Regulations for the Army and did a thorough study on the subject. Probably Commandant realised that he was a bit harsh to me and called me to say. “Ramesh, don’t worry. You just go and attend. We are here to support you. But don’t be absent or late”.

The GCM (General Court Martial) was regarding corruption charges against a young Captain who was member of the evaluation board of written papers for the Recruitment of Sepoys. (I am not going in to the details of the case). Suffice to say that the amount involved was Rs.5000/-

A day before the GCM was to assemble, I went and met the Presiding Officer. He was a Colonel from Infantry. I told him I was the Friend of the Accused. He said Okay. I, then asked him what am I supposed to do. He looked at me and said , “Nothing, be there and don’t be late”.

Then I met the legal officer ( a young Captain from the JAG branch). I could make out how busy he was. Still I asked him about my role and contribution. He simply said “ Nothing. You sit near the accused and don’t be late”.

As per the custom, I went and met the accused Captain who was under ‘close arrest’ . I introduced myself as his ‘friend’ and assured him that he can ’confess’ anything to me. If he wants, I could even assist him in defending the case. After all I was also Military Law qualified. He looked at me curiously and said. “ Sir , I have already hired a lawyer. He will handle my case “ .Then I asked him what should I do? He said “ Nothing, Be there and don’t be late”.

I purposely avoided meeting the Procecutor.

On the first day of the hearing, I met the Advocate of the accused. He was a Retired Colonel from Artillery who was practicing Law especially in Military courts. He was specially flown in from Kolkata a day before. He was a stiff neck fellow .From his looks it appeared that he was continuously memorising all the law points he knew. I asked him about my supporting role being the friend of the accused. He took me by my elbow to the court room, pointed to a chair and said “ Be there, and don’t be late”.

I started wondering if my looks per se was revealing that I was a ‘ late lateef’

The proceedings of the Court commenced. The Court comprised of five members including the Presiding Officer. The defending lawyer basically argued that it was a mistake by an inexperienced Captain and the amount was a meagre Rs.5000/- He had already pleaded guilty and therefore he be let off with a warning or censure. The Prosecutor argued that be it Rs. Five or Five lakhs (nobody talked about Crores those days), the case is a clear case of moral turpitude and the severest punishment should be given to him.

Many witnesses were called to the court and examined. Also a large number of documents scruitinised.

The case went on for many days. Every day, at the appointed time I would enter the court, salute and sit on the chair marked ‘Friend of the accused’. There used to be only one break for tea. Since I was not opening my mouth during the proceedings, my throat used to go dry. I would often cough to the discomfort of the court. One day the Presiding Officer caught me sleeping in the court during the proceedings. He warned that if I repeated the offence I shall be tried for ‘dereliction of duty’ or may be a charge like ‘sleeping in the post on the face of the enemy’. I really had a tough time enduring the ordeal.

After a month or so the Court proceedings concluded. The GCM gave its verdict subject to approval by Higher Military Authorities. The Captain was found guilty of all charges pertaining to a ‘ Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer’. The Court recommended the Officer to be ‘Cashiered’ from service. He will be removed from service without any benefits.

That day as a ‘ Friend of the Accused’ , I realised the true value of Rs .Five thousand and the uncorrupted Military Justice system

Colonel Ramesh R
10 July 2019

Ingenuity in Indian Army

Ingenuity in Indian Army

' जंगल में मंगल '. Enjoying the Lotus pond made in front or my residential tent in Banar , Jodhpur, Rajasthan. ( OP Parakram, 2002).

It is a small example of  ingenuity in the Army. This small pond was made by L/Nk Giri, my Sahayak. A small pit was dug in front of my tent, water filled up after putting a piece of tarpaulin to prevent leakage. Lotus plant was brought from a lotus pond a few kilometers away.

Being OC of Southern Command Vehicle Company that I raised during OP Parakram Mobilisation, I decided to stay along with my troops , although other officers of the area were staying in Officers' Mess together. 

This pond helped me to relax in the evenings with a glass of Roohafza/ Nimbu paani.( I don't drink otherwise).

I cherish memories of a wonderful life I had in the Army. I miss the boys too !

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Corona Positive

Corona curfew is helping me to get over my ‘ Three minutes Syndrome’. I picked up this disease from the Military Academy while undergoing training.
In the Military Academies there’s a Mass punishment called ‘ Patti Parade’. It is given to a group as a therapy for ‘Collective Behavioral Abnormality’. For the sake of my non Military friends, Patti parade is a Mass Punishment given to a Group of Cadets in Military Academy, generally when the group misbehaves and No one owns up.
The Patti parade is conducted by an Officer Instructor or a Senior Under Officer (Cadet). At an appointed time, the group is called to a particular place to Fall-in, generally near the Living Quarters of the Cadets.
Cadets are asked to assemble wearing a particular dress, say, Working dress. Anyone coming late will be given on the spot punishment like Front Roll or Push ups etc. When every one assembles, the group is asked to change into another dress, say PT Dress and come in sharp three minutes. Anyone coming late will be given Front Roll or Frog jump or some other muscle building exercise.
After every dress change, there will be checking. Whether the dress is correct, property ironed, buttons are okay, shoe laces are tied properly, shirt is tucked in properly, there is a hand kerchief in the left pocket, hair is combed properly, shoes are polished, anything of brass is shining and so on. Any fault, punishment is separate. Some times, Cadets hear differently and land up wearing different dresses. Hearing should be sharp and clear. Again three minutes time is given to change into Overalls or Dinner dress. Any one coming late automatically starts rolling. This dress changing continues for five or six times or till the Instructor feels that the Group will ‘Behave Normally thereafter’. One should see the room of the Cadets after the Patti parade. Everything thrown here and there, in total shambles, and he himself physically crushed.
Patti parade is a very good exercise for mind and body coordination. It teaches the value of time. The importance of keeping dresses in the right place is reemphasized. The rush of Adrenalin is really felt either in Academy or at the Battle front.
I might have undergone too many Patti parades during my training in Academy that the ‘Three minutes syndrome’ got into my psyche. I started doing almost everything of routine in three minutes. Like going to toilet, brushing teeth, shaving, bathing, wearing any dress, eating food etc , I started doing in three minutes.
My wife Prema had the bad taste of my habit in the beginning itself. Right after our marriage ceremony was over, a huge feast (sadya) was arranged by the brides family. It was a very lavish lunch with about more than Fifteen dishes, three types or Payasam etc. served on huge banana leaf. As a tradition the Bride and Groom sit together along with others to eat. Prema started relishing the side dishes slowly. It was her marriage and she wanted to enjoy the taste of everything. Sure enough within no time, I had finished eating. I don’t like to keep fingers wet with food for long. Still I gave her some more time and said in Military style, “Shall we get up ?”. She said “yes” and got up. I did not realize then that she was hungry.
I continued suffering from the Three minutes syndrome, and my wife suffered. When we have to go for a function or party, I will finish dressing up while Prema will be still finalising her saree , Ornaments or make up etc. I will then be hurrying her up. She got used to my habit bearing me all these years.
Curfew has come as a boon to me. So much time available nowadays. I started brushing my teeth leisurely. I shave closely to get a smooth skin. I shampoo my hair frequently. I apply soap two three times till I get a screeching sound when I rub my finger on the body. Also use my shower in various degrees or temperature. I eat my meals slowly, till Prema shouts “ अब बस भी करो | Get up”.
Thanks to Corona, thanks to curfew, my habits are changing….
Colonel Ramesh Ramakrishnan
30 Mar 2020